Nothing against gender. In fact, my niece sent me this email forward!

THIS IS RETARDED.

She called me to get my phone number.

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate’.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She took a ruler to bed t o see how long she slept.

She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She studied for a blood test.

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

She heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home. So, she moved.

She missed the 44 bus. She took the 22 bus twice instead.

She took you to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘Airport Left’. She turned around and went home.

Now send this to at least 5 people.

A 77 year old Illinois lawmaker gets robbed. She finds herself happy to be alive. Happy ending right! Not so. What’s bothersome with these folks is the belief that everything wrong within the community is somehow due to conditions supposedly created by others.

We humans (Especially Americans) inherently do not understand, what is ethical? What is right and wrong? We are so deprived in our capacity to use rational judgment that we need to have an occupation that pays us wages so we can stop ourselves from robbing someone. Let alone rob someone who is 77 years old.

Yes, that man needed a job. It was the lack of a job that made him steal the frail. That man, if he had a job would be a noble worker picking every penny on the floor and handing it to the chief accountant. Please!

America has now become the bastion of the blame game. It is not just Basketball and Baseball, the Blame Game was invented here too!

EAST ST. LOUIS, Ill. – A 77-year-old Illinois state representative is happy to be alive after a man with a gun pushed his way into her home and robbed her of $7.

Wyvetter H. Younge was not injured in the robbery that occurred around noon Friday.

Younge said she thought her son had knocked on her door and opened it, but instead found an armed man. He told her to get on her hands and knees, then grabbed her purse and ran.

Younge, a Democrat, said she didn’t recognize the man, who wore a red hat and red jacket and dark pants. She said she’s going to pray for him.

“This robbery and what’s happening to this community is the result of a lack of a supportive system for our youth. We need jobs,” she said. “This happened in broad daylight at noon. We need a mental health support system. This is further evidence of that.”

Illinois State Police are investigating.

AP News

Grandma, We don’t need a support system. We need parents who will do less whoring around and spend more quality time with their kids with a stick in their hand teaching them values and ethics. Kids who do not fear consequences pass the consequences on victims like you.

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I am not sure who those people are who get taken by corporate acts of silliness beyond redemption. Although the intention is noble, who in their right minds can grasp the magnitude of the problems affecting our planet today?

And all these corporate chumps can come up with is one Earth Hour lights out. Who do they think they are fooling? Who are those naive earthlings, who even remotely believe that these acts of token green pandering can save our planet?

These symbolic gestures will not placate the earth from destruction. These heartfelt do goody events will not save the ice caps from melting. Seriously man, Wake up corporate world. Stop your production, manufacturing and consumption.

There is NO green toner. Please don’t call it GREEN. It is bad. Just don’t make it. It is OK! Humankind will survive without printers. Don’t make Green cars. It is polluting nevertheless. Don’t create more IT server farms adding more greenhouse pollution to the atmosphere. Don’t make a more greener phone and super fast computers so your company can sell even more phones and newer PC’s discarding the old electronic waste with deadly contaminating chemicals and pollutants to the landfill.

These token solutions will not pacify the planet. Wake up humans. Cease all activity contributing towards pollution. If this is not practical, then don’t insult our sensibilities by doing miniscule amount of contribution to the bigger problem at hand.

Unless there is a dramatic and significant reduction in human activity, these green and clean mambo jumbo is just that – Mambo – Jumbo. It is all about GREED. If you really want to solve the issue of climate change, please….

These corporations are not the ones we should turn to. They will FOK the planet through and through. You better believe it.