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		<title>The Stimulus Bill</title>
		<link>http://chrisdesouza.com/blog/2009/02/22/the-stimuls-bill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 02:12:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Desouza</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What's Funny?]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[obama's recovery plan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shortly after class, an economics student approaches his economics professor and says, &#8220;I don&#8217;t understand this stimulus bill. Can you explain it to me?&#8221;
The professor replied, &#8220;I don&#8217;t have any time to explain it at my office, but if you come over to my house on Saturday and help me with my weekend project, I&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Russell Peters &#8211; The Funniest Man Alive</title>
		<link>http://chrisdesouza.com/blog/2008/11/09/russell-peters-the-funniest-man-alive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Desouza</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[What's Funny?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[russell peters]]></category>

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		<title>My Dearest Dearest Sardarji</title>
		<link>http://chrisdesouza.com/blog/2008/05/20/my-dearest-dearest-sardarji/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 16:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Desouza</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Just Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sardar jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My Dearest, Dearest Sardarji

Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post at Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks!
Santa Singh jumped with joy on receiving [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Potatoes &#8211; Every Father Needs A Son Like That</title>
		<link>http://chrisdesouza.com/blog/2008/05/04/potatoes-every-father-needs-a-son-like-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 02:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Desouza</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[potatoes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Fred,
I am feeling pretty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do You Know Someone Like That? I Do!</title>
		<link>http://chrisdesouza.com/blog/2008/03/31/do-you-know-someone-like-that-i-do/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:47:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Desouza</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Just Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What's Funny?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[retarded]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing against gender. In fact, my niece sent me this email forward!
THIS IS RETARDED.
She called me to get my phone number.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said &#8216;concentrate&#8217;.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She tried to put M&#38;M&#8217;s in alphabetical order.
She sent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TWA, Marriott, Pope &amp; The Barber</title>
		<link>http://chrisdesouza.com/blog/2008/03/24/twa-marriott-pope-the-barber/</link>
		<comments>http://chrisdesouza.com/blog/2008/03/24/twa-marriott-pope-the-barber/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 02:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Desouza</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[barber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marriott]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pope]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[twa]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, &#8220;Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It&#8217;s crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You&#8217;re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?&#8221;
&#8220;We&#8217;re taking TWA,&#8221; was the reply. &#8220;We got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God Vs The Scientist</title>
		<link>http://chrisdesouza.com/blog/2008/02/21/god-vs-the-scientist/</link>
		<comments>http://chrisdesouza.com/blog/2008/02/21/god-vs-the-scientist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Desouza</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[creation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[god]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scientist]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him,  “God, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing &#8211; in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.”
“Oh, is that so? Explain…” replies God.  “Well,” [...]]]></description>
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