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Craigslist – The Garbage Site of the Internet

Published: April 20th, 2009

Craigslist was, is and hopefully not will be the garbage site of the Internet. I always knew that Craigslist was a no good refuse of the web masquerading as the preeminent classified ads website for students and businesses. But, that is a lie. The average online user does not know that over 80% of Craigslist visitors are drawn to their adult web solicitations. And not the kind blatantly paraded on usual adult websites. The ads posted on CL are highly dangerous and risky. Especially for kids who wander about getting acquainted with scumbags of the dark side.

I had warned about Craigslist’s unworthy existence as an Internet company a few months ago. There are more victims of Craigslist’s users than law enforcement will ever find out about. It took a murder of a NYC masseuse in Boston to reignite the dangers of Craigslist’s dangerous existence and its denial of its core offering – Adult sex and drug use solicitations.

Want a used armchair? There are many alternatives. Boycott Craigslist. Your patronage will only keep this garbage website offer thrash to our kids thereby endangering their lives. There is enough smut to go around within our society. The last thing we need is the smut taking away precious lives. Avoid Craigslist. For yours and your kids safety.

My Earlier Craigslist Rant






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America – A Nation of Thugs & Thieves

Published: March 16th, 2009

America is by all accounts meandering on its way to become a nation of thugs and thieves. Look all around you. Listen! See! The good guys barely get a snippet. The thugs win multi-million dollar sports and recording deals. The soldier who dies on a roadside in a far off land barely gets a few seconds of acknowledgment, while a thug who hits her woman will potentially be nominated for more Grammy awards in recognition of some crappy thuggish tunes the ignorant call – ‘music.’

Watch the news. Seemingly, all the degenerate idiots get coverage. The media loves them. There seems to be no shortage of low lives, whose antics are celebrated as rite of passage for young kids to emulate. The garbage being celebrated all across the board as popular culture is nothing but sleaze balls being rewarded as role models in our  so called highly advanced, civilized society. Yeah! Greatest country on the planet, my ass.

America today, is as corrupt, violent and unethical as those corrupt, violent and unethical countries we like to denounce in garb of being civil. No one wants to be ethical. When no one is looking, they will gladly take what is not theirs.  Some will assume ownership of property, which does not belong to them on basis of their own laws.

America today is a farce. The thugs and thieves who run the media have prevailed in every corner of our social fabric. We raise kids to be pimps and sluts while engaging in behavior unfit to be known as humans. A child growing up today is on course to become a social whore or a pimping dog, if not a cocaine addict. Do you disagree? Check on your kids, on their lifestyle while you superficially call your dumb ass as Christians. The cycle continues.

Yeah, we have set a great cultural high bar for our future generations. Carry on with your thieving, thuggery and whore mongering. You will get media attention. Yes, media attention. The ultimate barometer to your success.

So much for a so called ‘civilized’ nation.

Fuck you America. Throw your demented social garbage and get your act together before I ever decide to regain your respect again. So, Americans are still nice people. But, not nice enough. And not nearly smart enough.

Want your daughter to be a musician? Train her to show booty. Her debut album will strike platinum for sure. Want your son to hit balls out the park? Start doping him. If this does not work, have them make a sex video. That will work without a doubt. Not to say they won’t indulge in this garbage if the cameras are not rolling. And don’t forget the drugs. How can you call yourself an American, if your perverted head does not get high ever so often?

Want to take away from me, what’s not yours? Just try, you so called civilized punks. I will bypass the law and send my own verdict and enforcement at your doorstep. This country ceased to be a nation of laws since a long time ago.






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Soap Opera Oprah – Stop Talking. Do Something!

Published: February 26th, 2009

Seriously! Oprah, do something. You may have the money, but in my eyes, you are a FAILURE!. You keep bullshitting about foreclosed homes, interviewing people who lost their homes and rubbing salt on their wounds. That moron Dr Phil does the same all week long.

You guys did not create this mess. I don’t expect you to give away your billions to help save foreclosed homes. I am not questioning that you are not helping in some measure.

What I am questioning is that you cocooned talk shitters are perfectly insulated from the power of your platform. It is not simply meant to be used to deliver sob stories all hour long, 5 times a week.

If I were you or Dr Phil, I’d create an online referral or affiliate business for depressed home owners. I would create a mlm business. I would create some means to actively help home owners engage in a money making system to help them acquire quick cash so they could save their homes.

Do you have any ( and i mean ANY) idea how many folks would join, so they could earn a couple of thousand dollars to save their home?

Millions! I say, Millions!

But Nooooo! This is all about the OPRAH!

Your job is to just bullshit for an hour long and we have to listen. At 5pm, the end result is zilch, zero, nada. So what good are you?

For a nauseating hour today, you are cherry picking stories about people’s homelessness, their depressed state and helplessness. And then you provide for some useless information that will never help save people their homes.

Far as I recall, you were one of those sleazy panderers to the (so called) real estate boom a few years ago, inviting real estate money maker celebrities to your show. Where are they now? Why don’t you invite them again, so they can provide some solutions to the issues home owners go through today.

What was the point of your show today? All you were doing was plaster sob stories all hour long. What’s the point I ask? Don’t we know of these stories? Are we not reading of these tragedies day in and day out all across America for months on end?

You have a lot of people watching your TV show and coming to your website, reading all kinds of useless crap. Now be practical Oprah. Do something actively, so real people can benefit. Help them make a quick buck, so those who are about to lose their home in the next 10 days won’t. They have no time for your crappy sob stories. They can’t take away anything useful watching your tear jerking show, except being felt like you are rubbing real salt on their real wounds.

Get it!

Launch a Facebook app. Start an affiliate program from your website. Help people make money. This TALK, TALK, TALK bull shit does no one any good.

Yeah! You ask people to go to Oprah.com – I will go there and watch the Sheriff lock more homes across America.

Oprah – You are completely useless. A fake. And so are you Dr Phil. You guys do nothing but waste people’s valuable time aside from pumping up some obscure author to the New York Time’s best seller lists. The world surely has become a better place because of it.

You have a powerful platform with millions who follow your every word and all you do is fart from your mouth all hour long. You stink!

You end the show by saying – “Extend your grace and kindness to people.” Kind of ironic. Why can’t you? No one wants your sympathy. They could sure use your activism. They deserve it.

You are a total waste of time. Yeah! Tomorrow, millions will be glued to your show with another set of nonsensical story with nothing practical or useful to benefit with.

You know what, stop this charade of being a social show. Just do a monologue like Leno does every night. At least they don’t pretend to show sob stories and make it seem like they really care. You are no better than anyone using the airwaves to milk the advertisers and pump up your syndication dollars.

Soapopera Winfrey! That’s who you are!

And did I say – “Useless!”






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Jolie Will Return to Work. Only Briefly!

Published: January 10th, 2009


AP found someone in the editorial department to post this as newsworthy in their syndication. There is a reason, I have stopped reading the U.S news media garbage. There is no distinction between news and utter bull crap. I dare any U.S media outlet challenge the news credibility of The BBC.

So Angelina Jolie isn’t going to work as much this year. How comforting? Does this mean, the economy is bouncing back? How reassuring is that?  More so, when millions of people are unemployed and millions more on welfare rolls, here is AP pronouncing how briefly Jolie will return to work. Not just briefly, but ‘very briefly.’ Whew! What a relief?

This is not a Jolie issue. This is an AP issue. Please, you morons on the desk. Pick something to enlighten your readers as opposed to endlessly vying to create deities of the stars.

The entertainment industry is one of the most useless industry in the world. Yes, when your kids need food on the table, watch a Jolie movie. They will provide you with much needed answers.

So, Jolie will return to work just briefly. This is not news. And no one cares.






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What Would Jesus Drive?

Published: January 4th, 2009

Another one of my forum rant(s)…

If Jesus was present in the flesh and blood amongst us today, he’d have the same issues as yours. Whether to ride an Infiniti or an Accord? A hybrid maybe as I see it. I know – Jesus would simply walk. Mass transportation – if it gets too much of an hassle. A donkey would no longer do. Or perhaps so. Then, what would come to be of his credit rating? Those Fico scores do not rely on divinity. I’d assume he would have no problems with a down payment, monthly installments or insurance fees. You and I won’t let him bear the brunt. Would we?

Osteen, Hinn and the likes would sure need to find another means to sell their wares.

Jesus was smart. He chose a good time to deliver his message. Can you imagine his email inbox today? And let’s not even talk about the Paparazzi…..






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