Eh Human! - My god is better than your god. My religion is better than your religion. I am, consequently, better than you! If my god and your god were the same and if my religion and your religion were just as good and if my values and your values were just as significant, wouldn’t we be on the same level playing field?

But noooooooooooo! It is not so. Do you know why? It is simple you moron. My god is better than your god. I am just better than you.

It is time you joined my religion you fool. Yours ain’t making you any better than the hapless, ill conceived, selfish, stupid, limited, conniving, hateful, greedy, self centered, salacious, lying, treacherous, dangerous, ignorant individual you are. You are just too proud to even identify some of these traits in you, if not all.

Join my religion and accept my god as your own you fool. For yours ain’t doing it for (wo)mankind anymore. Yours don’t have a heaven reserved for you like mine does. My god is just better than yours. Accept it!